Are you Feeling tired and fatigued?  It may be due to dehydration.  Your body needs eight cups of fluid daily.  Five of them should be water.

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To stop hiccups, take a swallow or a spoonful of sugar.

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Adding finely grated carrots to pizza or spaghetti sauce not only adds a unique taste, but it also seems to take away some acidity. Carrots are also a high source of Vitamin "A".

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If you have what’s known as a sliding, or a Type "1" hiatal hernia, you might try propping up the head of your bed a few inches on wood blocks. This should relieve a lot of your heartburn while you’re lying down.

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For the ladies.  To make housework easier, make your husband do it.

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Having a problem with stinky shoes or sneakers? Try putting some cat litter or a sheet of fabric softener in your footwear over night.

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Trying to remove bubble gum from carpeting, clothes, etc. can be a problem. Try putting an ice cube on it for a minute or two. The bubble gum will become hard, and should just pop right off.

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What good is a search engine that returns 2,000,000 matches to my key word?  That's like saying, good news, the item you want is located on earth.

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A Federal Judge has ruled that Parker Brothers holds a monopoly on Monopoly.

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How come when someone says "I want to share this with you" it’s never money?

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How come the harder it is to read the menu, the higher the prices are?

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If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

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In a recent interview, a great General was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.  His answer:  "I believe that forgiving them is Gods function.  Our job is simply to arrange the meeting"

"General Norman Schwartzkof"

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Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea.

"Enoch Powell"

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She got all her good looks from her father. Her father is a plastic surgeon.

"Groucho Marx"

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Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.

"Joan Rivers"

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The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

"Scott Hamilton"

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It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.

"Andy Rooney"

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